Robin Van Persie Abuses Children Using A Football

Don't worry this is not actually a child abuse story, but it does involve Dutch internet freestyle footballers and Robin Van Persie at his tournament in Rotterdam taking the proverbial out of youth players.

Years ago I stubbled upon some YouTube videos of Touzani doing unbelievable futsal skills and freestyling on the streets of Holland. These soon went viral and rumours were he was friends with Van Persie, turns out It's true.

Tekkers galore on show and some may say that It's against kids, however performing these footballing skills with no pressure is something that Joe Public wishes they could do.

The standard terrace shout of "I could do better than that" is often heard around any top flight football match. This clip of Van Persie just emphasises how bloody good top level footballers actually are. Wearing jeans isn't great for football but he is wearing the mythical Adidas Sambas. Everybody knows they are the finest footy shoes ever created. Fact.

I enjoy seeing world class footballers casually showing their class by having a kick about with us peasants or generally being cool guys outside of match day.

Here are  two more of my favourite videos of Zidane and Seedorf showing how good they really are. Almost Godlike.

Zizou shows the most casual and undeniable balance and control humanly possible. He is clearly just walking this kick-about and his level of skill makes the other guys playing look like fools.

His technique is sickeningly natural with everything he does. You can't teach that shiz.

Seedorf is still playing and at Botafogo in Brazil. He has always been blessed with a fantastic all round game and in 2010 he did a World Cup master class with BBC analysing the new Jabulani football. The moment he puts a free-kick wearing jeans and trainers in to the top corner is awesome and just proves what a ruddy good bloke he is and a modern day legend of the game.
Seedorf is cool and classy with his long range strike

At 36, he's still got it.